Technology is great.
A smartphone for instant communication with the world at your fingertips.
A tablet with a bigger screen to quickly check email.
A laptop for working through that spreadsheet, or watching a movie on the couch.
But gosh, what a mess all these devices make, thrown around the living room. Right? And good luck to you, mister, if you’re trying to find the right device in a hurry!
Wouldn’t it be great if there was a place where you could store all your devices, in one neat spot, inside your house?
You know, like the Cloud does with all your apps and messages, but for real, physical items?
Our designers have spent over five years (and $13M in seed funding) to create an incredible and beautifully elegant solution to a problem that people said didn’t even exist.
BOX is a custom-designed double-walled corrugated minimalistic volumetric storage space for all your devices.
Designed right here.
Made wherever the fuck in the world is cheapest these days.
BOX comes with full integration, is completely adaptable, and works with both Android and iPhone.
[These are all just words. They don’t mean anything. They sound impressive, though, and test well with focus groups.]
Using cutting-edge technology, 3-D printing techniques and classic marketing bluster, BOX is essential to the modern home.
Better yet, it’s carbon-neutral(ish), 100% recyclable, and – the cherry on the icing on the cake – it actually is its own packaging. Oh my goodness! How clever are we?
Very, is the correct answer, and here come the plaudits that prove it.
♠ Winner of the Venice Bicentennial Award for Best Design in 2016, and again in 2017. ♠
♠ Winner of the Innovative Use Category in the Useless Crap Awards 2016. ♠
♠ Silver Medal Winner in Clever Marketing of Useless Crap 2015. ♠
♠ Honourable Mention in the How Come I Never Thought of Marketing this Crap 2017. ♠
♠ Third Prize in 50 Hot Products to Watch 2018. ♠
Tell Me More
BOX comes in a variety of browny-greys:
- Browny-grey (The Classic, $89)
- Lighter browny-grey (The California Sun-kissed,
$129reduced to only $99!)
- Light grey that looks like it should be browner (The Classier Classic, $299)
- NEW! Too-dark browny-grey (The Illegal, less than $7.25/hr)
How to Use
It’s so easy, even a child can (and probably will) use it, in two simple steps:
Step 1: Simply toss your expensive device into the minimally-padded BOX along with all the charging cables, wires and instruction manuals.
Step 2: Conveniently forget all about having to remember where you last forgot your device.
Step 3 (Optional): Scream at and blame others (including children) when you can’t find your device and desperately need to connect with the outside world.
Step 4 (Optional, rare): Apologise to everyone you screamed at after finding your device where it was all along. That’s right. Safely stored in BOX.
And that’s all there is to it. Everything you need, right there, in BOX.
Storage, for Real. BOX.
Now shipping internationally. BOX.
[Can’t stop saying it. BOX. So powerful. BOX. Like magic. BOX. At the end of. BOX. every sentence. BOX…]