Funniest joke ever (with a catch)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Find out in only ten years, when we announce the punchline (It’s sooo funny!)

Can’t wait?

If you want to be one of the first to find out – right now! – all you need to do is spend €400 or more at our convenience store. It is totally worth it, believe me.

Alternatively, you could spend that money on a Raspberry Pi Zero or 80, and give them to every child you know. Create the programmers of tomorrow. Yes, a computer for only $5! Or donate to Wikipedia.

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