Why bad thoughts are bad…

Every time you think a bad thought, a kitten in a suburb of Berlin has its claws filed off. Yes, you read that right. And we don’t even properly sanitise the file after each kitten, either. Ha!

So think long and hard before you think bad thoughts again, you shower of malicious bastards, or the kittens get it.

Signed,

Chairman Miaow.

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